Saturday, April 12, 2008

Forever blistered in blue jeans

Why is it that a pair of tight jeans is almost as tempting as the smooth curve of a bare bottom?



That world of inviting, ocean-blue denim--perhaps slightly whitened from fade or wear and tear--beckons the palm as much or even more than the pink frosted gleam of an unspanked backside.

Ever wonder why John Updike won a Pulitzer Prize for his fiction? I believe it was this passage from Rabbit, Run:

"'Right,' he replies smartly and, in a kind of mindless follow through, a kind of flower of coordination, she having on the drop of his answer turned with prim dismissal away from him again, slaps! her sassy ass. Not hard; a cupping hit, rebuke and fond pat both, well-placed on the pocket.



She swifly pivots, bringing her backside to safety behind her. Her freckles dart sharp as pinpricks from her shocked face . . . her backside had felt so good, just right, dense yet kind of springy, kind of smacked back."

Good job, John! Pulitzer well deserved. Such is truly the feel of denim beneath the skin, that powerful incursion against the thin blue line that jealously guards its territory.



And yet, "spanking over the jeans" is more complicated than it used to be. Have you noticed that? They don't have "regular" jeans anymore. Now they’re all "easy fit" and "low riders." Listen, there’s nothing "easy fit" about jeans that are designed to barely hang off the edge of your hips, showing everyone your underwear. There is no Calvin Klein. It’s now Calvin Crack.

What kind of spankee wears these various style? I think the labels tell the whole story:

"Loose Straight"--A girl who wears these jeans would be classified as a non-bisexual leaning young woman who is a little quick to divest herself of her maidenly honor. Prescription: a sound paddling until the seat of her pants is well and truly threadbare.


"Low Rise Straight"--A girl who wakes up in the morning on the floor of her bedroom after a night of drunken debauchery. Prescription: First over the jeans, then a sound bare bottom tanning.

"Classic Fit"--A girl who fits snugly over the knee, jeans and all.

Now that last one? That's a style of jeans-centered spanking I can get behind. If you'll pardon the expression.

2 comments:

gofreddo said...

To answer your question:

Because you know when you're through fondling the covered target for 20 minutes she has them hauled down to half mast, followed by the panties for a nice hot hand spanking. In other words, you've seen to it that it's "All clear on the left. All clear on the right. All clear on the firing line." And she hears you say, "Ready ... Aim ... Fire!"

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