10 Signs that a Girl May Be Into Spanking

You know, I get a lot of mail here at "Spanking Central." Of course, all of it has subject lines like "Do you want to pleasuzre her?! qquttttq"

But if I did get non-spam mail, I bet it would ask the very common question: "How do I know if a girl is into spanking?" The good news is, there are some very common signs that can help you figure out if she shares your interest.

So, for the benefit of the spanking community, I'd like to present ten signs that a girl may be into spanking.

1. Every other phrase out of her mouth is "So? What you going to do about it?"

2. She has a lot of wooden spoons, but she never cooks.

3. She has a lot of paddles, but she says she's allergic to canoes.

4. She says "Hi! My name is Samantha Woodley."



5. She takes a running jump, flops across your lap, and says "Don't worry, I'm just practicing a new yoga position.

6. You pull out her chair for her at the restaurant, and she says "Don't bother--to be honest, I'm going to have to eat standing up."

7. She says, "Some people think I need self-discipline. They're only half right."

8. Her gifts entire consist of new belts. And they're all too big for you.

9. She keeps backing up her butt into your palm and saying "Ouch." And then doing it again.

10. She tries to convince you that every day is her birthday.

These are all pretty subtle, of course, so you'll need to train yourself to pay close attention to both nuance and detail. But if you have your eyes and ears open, you may find there's a spanko standing right in front of you. Good luck!