Girl power

This may be a strange thing to state on a spanking blog, but the fact is, I believe in feminism. Making 70 cents to the dollar for the same labor does not align with my personal beliefs, nor do I think that women should be trapped by the glass ceiling from doing anything that they excel at on an individual basis.

That said, I'm still glad that, often times, it seems as though that women get together and they say "You know, we are women and we do not have to take the patriarchal restrictions placed upon us by men," and some other ones say "Yeah, sing it sister," and after all that is said and done, they still end up beating the heck out of each other with a hairbrush:



Who knows why? Maybe they blister each other's hides because they have '80s hair?



Oh sure, they might get a little girly and use a heart-shaped paddle, but really that doesn't do much to soften the blow.



But at least, unlike a sexist, patriarchal male spanker, a female spanker will at least let the spankee keep her shirt down instead of gratuitously exposing her breasts so that they wobble after each spanking aftershock, and...



...oh what's that? Never mind...