One of my favorites occurred in an old '90s TV show called "Cupid," which you've never heard of but I watched every episode. Jeremy Piven was the star and he uttered the following deathless bit of dialogue:
"Coffee without the caffeine. Can someone explain that to me? It's like sex without the spanking."
True that, Piven, and here are five good reasons.
1. A beautiful woman is always beautiful, but beauty alone can be cold and unengaging, like a black and white photograph. After a spanking? It's as though that woman suddenly snaps into vivid, glorious technicolor.
2. The little gasp she makes as she realizes you're about to pull down her panties, and her vain swipe with her hand as she struggles to keep the fabric up and safely around her hips.
3. During the spanking, the heat and the intensity do not simply emanate from her sore bottom. Because of your own flushed skin, they seem to hit you from everywhere--as though you're standing underneath the Arizona sun.
4. That moment of control when she tries to protect herself with her little hand and you place that hand firmly in the square of her back.
5. That moment of trust when she surprisingly reaches up and clasps your non-spanking hand until it forms a starfish of heat, a feeling of unparalleled intimacy even while her backside is being tanned.
I'm sure vanillas have their fun too, but damned if I know how.
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