10 Ten Ordinary Phrases that Makes a Spanko Do a Double Take

1. "Let's go visit the home utensils section."

2. "I just need more discipline in my life."

3. "That's really a sore subject with me."

4. "Hey, McClintock is on TV!"

5. "Maggie Gyllenhaal" (any phrase)

6. "Brand-spanking new" (any phrase)

7. "I need to make a graphical user interface...I'd better get some otk.

8. "Sure, I was on the row team. I was especially good at paddling."

9. "Sure, she married him. He's a strapping young fellow."

And finally, of course:

10. "I'm hungry. I'm in the mood for some spanakopita."