Porter Ph.D.

Of the many things that other people like that I just don't get, Howard Stern ranks high on the list. Still, I have to give the guy props for having a Robospanker on his show and using it on various attractive guests who drop by.



Haydn Porter is an 18-year old Playboy model who claims to be a mensa-level genius. However, when she was unable to answer some problem solvers, Stern unleashed the Robospanker:



Despite her shy manner on the show, she's gone whole hog for the resulting publicity, putting up a web site and basically seeking fame and fortune. And, y'know, there's nothing wrong with that.

(Well, unless you're Katie Spades. Oh yeah, I went there!)

Anyway, I don't think Haydn is really one of us, but at least she took a light spanking on her way to the top. That's the kind of starlet career trajectory I can get behind. If you'll pardon the pun.

Haydn does the shamless exhibition thing on her site.