Reason to spank a cheerleader

Disciplinary:

When spelling out the name of their high school, they simply need to learn that "high" isn't spelled with a "Y."

Late to practice.

Early to practice (should have been doing homework).

On time to practice (smart alecs).

Bottom line: Cheerleaders are used to being popular, and that means they bend the rules. We may not exactly be sure what they're doing, but by gum, it's something. Better spank them just in case.

Practical:

Due to their constant exercising, they're in good shape. So their backsides are perfectly suited for helping round down the edges of an imperfectly sanded paddle.

Ever seen a pyramid of recently spanked cheerleaders? One thing's for sure; they don't fall down.

The yelps and crying improves the lungs, leading to more robust cheers and therefore excellent school spirit.

No pain, no gain.

Bottom line: It helps improve the squad's talents considerably. And that means a successful sports season.


Aesthetic:

Is the school color red? Their bottoms are going to be peeking out of the edges of their panties anyway--so why not match up the color schemes?

Tear stained faces lead to a healthier glow.

Spank an alto cheerleader at the same time as a soprano cheerleader; you can get some nice harmonizing.

A spanked cheerleader is far better office accoutrement than, say, one of those singing fish on the walls.

Bottom line: If Paula Abdul had been regularly spanked back when she was with the Lakers, she wouldn't be such a fright today.

Class dismissed!